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Finally Out of My Cage

Sat May 23, 2009, 5:31 AM
  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Emilie Fucking Autumn
  • Reading: Readable material
  • Watching: My hot naked asian sleeping
  • Playing: I hardly think that's any of your business
  • Eating: fat cakes
  • Drinking: coffee
And into the world. Who could ever let this bit of twisty twist of twisted fate fall apon me? Proof that God is, in fact, a woman. I just got internet yestarday so now I will go back to harrassing you all in a sexual manner. To the point where you all summon the mighty Sexual Harrassment Panda on me.

So anyhoo, many things have happened to me. I have 2 incredibly attractive lesbian roommates that allow me to eat various food items off their person and I enjoy it quite a bit. A hot Asian and a hot Cuban. Said Hot asian is sleeping naked right now. What could be better? Ooh, A hot black chick. Ahhhh Yeah. I'm now living in a place called Sleepy Hollow. I see the envy in your eyes. Fucking Sleepy Hollow. Yeah. And you know what? I'm right down the road from Elm Street. If I find a fucking place called Silent Hill, I'm so moving there. I don't care if I have to break into someone's house and kick them out.

I've done 2 other paintings since my last one and I am now starting my own business. A Pin up business called Cyanide Spiked Kisses Inc.

Don't bother trying to steal it. I've had that as my name on myspace for years and it is copyrighted. Jerk faces. Love you all.

Peace out mah homies

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Hopeless Mills
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fat
  • Interests: Emo-hunting, anime protesting, sex and jamming out loud to angry music.
  • Favourite movie: Tombraider
  • Favourite band or musician: That's a tough one. It's between Lacuna Coil and Emilie Autumn
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, industrial, and some techno.
  • Favourite artist: I like a lot. Mainly abtsract artists.
  • Favourite poet or writer: I love J.K Rowling, Louis Carol (forgive me if I spelled that wrong), and Anne Rice
  • Favourite photographer: Viva Van Story and my foot
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract, nude and horror
  • Operating System: Dell
  • MP3 player of choice: My little pink one that looks a tad bit like a dildo.
  • Shell of choice: the chocolate kind you put on icecream.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The kind you put on a wall
  • Skin of choice: Pale
  • Favourite game: Tombraider
  • Favourite gaming platform: Adventure and/or horror
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gir
  • Personal Quote: "I'm not fat, I'm demensionally challenged."
  • Tools of the Trade: Whips and chains

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~paintmarvels Jul 6, 2008, 5:15:29 PM
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~snowwhiteapplepie Jun 7, 2008, 10:29:41 PM
Thanks for the favorites and the watch and the cake and the candy and the OH MY BRITNEY SPEARS IT'S ALL POISONED. :puke:

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"If I tell you I love you, then I'll have to kill you, which would defeat the purpose of our love" ~ Me
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~snowwhiteapplepie Jun 3, 2008, 9:17:35 AM
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"If I tell you I love you, then I'll have to kill you, which would defeat the purpose of our love" ~ Me
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~paintmarvels Mar 27, 2008, 1:07:24 PM
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.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
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... I WAS .............
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..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
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If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're great friend

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Spankings and Good sex to all my little Sex Muffins.

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" つづく "
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~Cicious Mar 27, 2008, 11:42:14 AM
Thankies for the fav!!!! :hug:

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The ship is taking me far away

keep your helmet on soldier !
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=Travis-Person Mar 26, 2008, 7:01:22 PM
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......

....oooO................
.....(....).................
......)../....Oooo......
.....(_/.....(....).......
................\..(........
.................\_).......
... I WAS .............
.......... HERE ......
..Leaving my .......
Footprints in your
..............SAND..

If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're great friend

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"...if you can't defend your dignity then at least defend your insanity."
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